What? South Pacific–influenced French cuisine 

Where? 74 Charlotte street, W1T 4QH

When? You're proving a point to your parents. I mean look how well you've done.

Why? Roasted squab breast, crispy leg, peach, girlies, earl grey.  Not the norm.

I would have? Beef heart & brisket, pickles, rye crisp, purple mustard £13. Lobster, poached, kaffir Lime, carrot, confit ginger, bisque £39.

Inside track? Test out the tasting menu.  If you don't have a tax bill coming up.