What? Chicken versus steak. Veto the veggies immediately.

Where? 16 Great Guildford Street, SE1 0HS

When? When you know Nando's is wrong... but you still need chicken.

Why? Chicken scratchings with kimchi ketchup... and that's just a snack.

I would have? Cock 'n' Bull croquettes with horseradish mayo £6.95. peter Hannan's Barbecued sugar-pit short rib with summer pea salad £17.50.

Inside track? Early Bird and Bull menu £9.95 mains until 4.30pm.